have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
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- 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
- 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
- 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
- 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
“Don’t be a bitch with just a pretty face, be the woman with everything to offer and more. Beauty, brains and bread. Be the woman these bitches can’t fuck with and these niggas can’t touch.”
— (via auroraarex)
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
Their fingers seemed to fit together in just the right way - effortlessly clasped, like perfect complements.
Nicholas Sparks (via soulsscrawl)
“Young people, be careful. Beautiful things are disappearing every day. You don’t need to be shopping at fast-fashion stores, especially young people. They are beautiful naturally, because they are young. So they should even wear simple jeans and a T-shirt. It’s enough. Don’t be too much fashionable.…The brand advertising is making you crazy. You don’t need to be too sexy. You are sexy enough.”— Yohji Yamamoto
(via sartreuse)
How to drink hot tea
1. Make cup of tea
2. Sip tea
3. Tea is too hot
4. Let tea cool
5. Forget you have a cup of tea
There isn’t a single part on a woman that is not worth kissing.
(via disimba)

